Once upon a time, there was a girl.  Who fell in love with a boy.  They used to do fun stuff.  Like taking trips to Vegas, going to the movies, eating long romantic dinners, and drinking beer.

Then they got married, decided to play house, and pop out a few rugrats.  And their idea of fun was instantly redefined.

Except the beer drinking part.  They still do that.

Chip and Bobo are the two little rugrats I am proud to say I had a hand in making. This is my record of the things they said or did that made me want to laugh, cry or run for a bottle of Pepto Bismol.

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This is Bobo.
She’s spunky, opinionated, and has a heart of gold.  Likes: Scooby Doo, musicals, and Shirley Temples.

This is Chip.
He is Bobo’s biggest fan.  Don’t let the cute face fool you.  Deep inside there’s a quiet little devil waiting to escape.  Likes: Barney, balls, and dum-dums (the candy, not the people).

This is Booyah.
Our ferocious tabby cat, and first baby.  Age: approximately 62 in cat years.  She doesn’t get much attention anymore, but she does have her own webpage.

This is Jay.
My husband.  He puts up with me.  He’s a keeper.

This is me.

I go by Booyah’s Momma around here.  Sadly, no one really calls me that in real life.

Truth be told, in real life, I don’t really sport the Groucho glasses often, either.  That mustache is a lot itchier than it looks.  This is what I really look like:

I am a lover of chick flicks, but I also have an unhealthy obsession with zombie or vampire movies.  I am constantly yelling to my kids, “Inside voices, please!!”  I’m intolerant of intolerant people.

I contradict myself a lot.

I’m also a work-at-home mom, with a full time career in IT.  In my so-called spare time, I also dabble in a couple of side businesses, including web and graphic design and painting custom nursery artwork.