The smell hit my nostrils as soon as we stepped through the front door. And it was not a good smell.
Our yard backs up to a greenspace, which means we have all sorts of critters that meander into our backyard. Cute little squirrels, curious raccoons, and even the sporadic deer.
And, apparently, we also have skunks.
Which are not cute at all. Especially when they spray their nastiness right outside the vent that airs into our kitchen and entire house.
“Ugh!” I gagged out the words as we entered the house.
But apparently, the scent must have drifted upwards. Because my kids didn’t smell a thing.
“What’s wrong, momma?” Bobo chirped, oblivious to the stench around her.
“I smell a skunk,” I answered back, as I debated about whether opening the windows would make the problem better, or worse.
“I don’t smell anything,” she replied nonchalantly.
But I did. And as we moved further to the back of the house, the pervasive odor only got worse.
“Oh, man,” I said. “I can’t believe you guys don’t smell that. Seriously. Does it stink in here, or is it just me?”
Bobo kicked off her shoes, and came over to where I was standing. Eerily close. Like she was sniffing me out or something. Which, in fact, she was.
“No, it’s not you,” she said, finally. “You smell really pretty, momma.”
And her kind gesture made me feel a little better. At least I knew that I didn’t smell like a skunk. Even if my entire house did.
11 thoughts on “What do I smell? What, do I smell?”
So, did you open a window? I’m curious how the rest of this story goes…
Also, I am a tad disappointed I didn’t sniff you last month.
Hmmm. The rest of the story would be me fetching my BB gun from the garage and going skunk hunting in the backyard.
Just kidding, PETA people! Really!
Thank goodness she was nice about it; some kids would have just told you you stunk!
Man, I hate the smell of skunk…
So, so sweet!
But oh no!
LOL that’s very sweet of your baby to say that. Hope the skunky smell went away already.
It’s always nice to be told that you smell pretty.
How does one get rid of skunk smell?
At least it wasn’t you! I once knew people who had skunks for pets. They said the smell gland or whatever had been removed. They still stunk though, yuck.
so glad to hear it wasn’t you 🙂 but that stinks that you have skunks.
Well anything would smell pretty next to a skunk…what? Was that a total fuzzy unicorn buzz kill.
I’m sorry. It was cute.
I never smelled a skunk, can you believe this? But we didn’t have them in Europe and we definitely don’t have them here. Seems like I’m lucky. But where did it leave it’s smell? Inside the house? And how did you get rid of it?
Btw good your daughter thinks you smell nice. 😉
Well, that’s a relief. And a super powerful nose to smell your “really pretty” above a skunk.
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