It was so cathartic doing Friday Flip-Offs last week that I’m back for more. This time, I’m keeping it short and sweet… and throwing in a little surprise at the end. Here goes:
To the Diaper Genie in Chip’s room. Flip off. You clearly do not work in containing the stench, as it smells like something died in there. If I could make one wish, Genie, it would be that you would actually do your job.
To Booyah. I won’t flip you off, because I love you. But smearing poo across the bathroom floor is simply unacceptable. If you have a dingleberry, come see me, and I will help you take care of it. In the meantime, flip off, poo smears.
And finally, to blog posts with pictures in it like this… flip off.
Let it be noted, my finger is not aimed towards the blog or the blogger, but towards these posts and photos that keep popping up in my Google reader late at night.
Because these pictures are evil. I don’t even like chocolate that much, but I was still licking my computer screen. I cannot tell you how many times I have been driven to late night snacking because this particular blogger wrote a food post that made me positively salivate. Her posts have sent me downstairs to reheat the Mac ‘n Cheese I served my own kids for dinner… many a time.
With that, I’m giving Gigi at Klugy Mom an award of my own… the first ever Deliciously Evil Award.
There are no stipulations or rules with this award. It has the cash equivalent of one meeelioon dollars. And it comes with just one feeble request.
Pretty please, with organic whipped cream on top, could you please do a food post on carrot sticks and celery? My butt would sure thank you for it.